Fireworks Explodes In Woman’s Vagina During Walmart Shoplifting Attempt

Fireworks Explodes In Woman’s Vagina During Walmart Shoplifting Attempt

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FIREWORKS EXPLODES IN WOMAN’S VAGINA DURING WALMART SHOPLIFTING ATTEMPT 4THOFJULY

A Philadelphia woman has been hospitalized and now in police custody after she attempted to steal fireworks from a Walmart in Philadelphia.

LaTanisha Smith, 27, of Philadelphia was seen entering the Philadelphia Walmart with her children at approximately 8 p.m. according to surveillance footage. Eyewitnesses say she roamed the aisles for a few minutes before entering the aisle where the fireworks display was located. Shortly after, the woman entered the restroom located near the rear of the store where she remained for about 30 minutes. Smith then exited the restroom “very slowly” and met with her children.

“Several of us were watching the woman on the security cam,” said James Worthy, a Walmart employee. “We thought she looked a little suspicious and suspected something was shady when she went into the restroom with a box of TNT Fireworks. I never would have imagined that she was going to do what she did. I bet she didn’t think that her shoplifting attempt would end in such a painful and embarrassing way. I’ve caught a lot of customers trying to steal in weird ways but not this way and not with fireworks. It smelled like a fish fry.”

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According to authorities, Smith exited the restroom and made it halfway through the store before shoppers around her said they smelled something burning shortly before a sizzling sound. They saw the woman running with her children towards the exit as her yoga pants caught fire. The woman fell to the floor and began to scream as the fireworks blasted off from between her legs.

“That lady was running like she stole something,” said Lewis Matthews, a shopper who witnessed the incident. Apparently she did steal something but she wasn’t very smart about it. I don’t know what would make her think she could shove a tube of fireworks up inside of her and it would end well. I mean that had to be the worst thing I’ve seen in my life. Red, and blue and all kinds of colors were shooting out from between her legs and I have to mention it smelled like someone was cooking fish on the grill or something.”

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When EMS arrived at the scene, they removed a large cylinder like tube from Smith. According to EMS, the friction from Smith’s legs rubbing together caused the fuse that was hanging from inside of her to light, which set off the fireworks.

Smith was treated at the local hospital then released to the custody of Philadelphia Police. Smith was booked in the county jail pending a $3000 bond. Smith’s children was placed in the care of her mother.


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  • “According to authorities, Smith exited the restroom and made it halfway through the store before shoppers around him say…” HIM?

  • Karl Hutchense

    Bah ha ha ha ha ha!!!! It could happen.

    • Trena

      They don’t sell anything like this at Walmarts the closest thing is smoke bombs

  • something “fishy” about this story all right 😉

  • Jeff Haik

    I call shenanigans!

  • Laura Walk

    I don’t get these satire news articles, what’s the point??? Oh well carry on with the BS!!!

  • Ava Murrill

    Pahaaaaaahahaaaaaaaa!!!!!! Daaaaaaaang!!!!! Is this for real!??!!

  • Jennifer Johnson

    Please say this is fake

    • Totally fake.

    • NurseRatched

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      • Jennifer Johnson

        What’s the.. happy now? Response about

        • NurseRatched

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            *eat popcorn

  • Mickelodian

    That’s a bang she’ll not forget in a hurry. But clearly this is nonsense…

  • Ashton

    “It smelled like a fish fry.” &
    “and I have to mention it smelled like someone was cooking fish on the grill or something.”

    Seriously? Women do not smell like fish and even if she did steal something this is very offensive. -.-

    They were just trying to put puns and the writer of this story should not have even added this in seeing the sexism of these comments/statements. Awful.

  • Ron Simonson

    Her legs rubbing lit the fuse….come on!

    • Heather Corbin

      It was actually the static electricity when her legs were rubbing together that caused it to explode. Kinda like with the possibility of static electricity can cause an issue when filling a gas tank for some unlucky people. The story isnt very specific here.

      • yoga pants are mostly nonconductive, and fairly high voltage charges can develop (though usually low amperage).

        • Gary Pouzar

          Aren’t the fuses also wrapped up inside plastic wrap? In particular to tube style fireworks, you usually have to fish the fuse out to light it, not to mention it takes a lighter to light them, mere static electricity shouldn’t create enough heat.

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  • Mark-E-Mark

    OMG! “Fish” mentioned twice. LOL – Well now all the boiz on the streets can yell out ” Hey LaTanisha, I hear you got a Banging P^%%Y” ! Pfffft.

  • Complete nonsense.

  • James A. DeHart

    However this made it to the internet, don’t believe a word of it. This woman would be on life support at best, dead most likely!

  • metroid_fetish

    Looks like she stuffed some under her eyelids too.

  • k.b . mcdan

    Wow! Must have wanted those fireworks really bad!
    I am sorry she had to suffer such an awful injury,
    I can’t imagine how badly She was hurt.
    You could say she learned her lesson, who would have thought they could have lit them the way it did!
    Is this a true story? Well, you can’t make this kind of stuff up. I have seen videos of women shoving bottles of booze inside themselves in liquor stores.
    So, it is possible!

  • rthomp8363

    Next is she will sure walmart

  • Michelle DawnMarie Wilson John

    SERIOUSLY? Do they think we are all that dumb to believe that Friction from her legs caused it to light? How BIG was that firework to cause that much friction??? Is this a story from The National Enquiror?? Next they will say a UFO flew out of her ass to get away from the Heat!! HAHAHAHA!!!!

    • WereGoat

      There’s a Uranus joke in there somewhere.

      • druidana

        ROTFLMAO

    • waywardboi

      Too funny!

    • Dubel Corey

      static electricity will ignite a fuse..

    • Dad

      You’d be Surprised as to how many people are just that stupid to buy into this story. Just look at most of their clientele.

  • George wilson

    Snopes calls fake, news10live is fake

  • Charlie1503

    Is this a real story? Fish fry? LOL

  • This couldn’t be a greater work of fiction.

  • Niels Erickson

    The story is a fake as the “ghosts” on Scooby Doo. http://www.snopes.com/fireworks-explodes-woman-shoplifting/

  • lolaalex

    She exploded her ‘cherry’ bomb!!

  • Gary Levine

    LaTanisha says it all.

  • Sarge

    Puts a whole new meaning to boom box.

  • Captain Kirk

    It was the heat from her body that must have set the fireworks on fire. I feel sorry for her. Although it was stupid on her part, she has serious injuries from this.

  • Captain Kirk

    The outside temperature rarely reaches the nineties, in Philadelphia, except in the summer. Even then, it’s not ninety eight degrees.

    Hope she wasn’t injured from this. Shoplifting is a felony in Pennsylvania. Hopefully Walmart won’t press charges, and the police won’t press charges. She was injured from this.

    She’s probably very embarrassed. If they put her on probation they can watch her. Three thousand dollars is probably too high for someone who can’t afford fire works.

    Yes, it was stupid. But she made a mistake. She didn’t injure anybody else. She didn’t break into a house and steal things from someone.

    She was just trying to have some fun with her children.

    • Doe Adeer

      Why do you think the price of everything rises? Because of lazy a$$ shoplifters like her. I can guarantee this wasn’t her first theft! Pa-lease…even when it’s not real, the bleeding hearts come out!!

    • Virgil Lundy

      Capt Kirk says it’s ok because she just stole a little bit from WalMart and she did not hurt nobody but herself. Capt Kirk I will type this real slow so you can understand. I realize your numerous inter planetary travels may have damaged you ability to easily comprehend so it goes STEALING is STEALING or is she one of those special snowflakes who believes WalMart makes too much money.

  • Juan D.Gonzales

    smell like fry fish? roflmao!

  • Doe Adeer

    No way!

  • Frederica Huggins

    https://www.facebook.com/groups/openronald/

    Join my Facebook group to discuss crazy news stories.

    • NurseRatched

      NFW

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  • Tim Z

    Next time she should use vaseline before attempting something like that…

  • Denise Polsfut

    Only at Walmart…

    • Aida Diaz

      The people of Walmart! ???

  • Gary Millan

    soo fake

  • Aida Diaz

    She must of had very ashy inner thighs so the fuse could lite up ????

  • Lamar

    Fake. Fireworks aren’t even legal in Philly. Plus, that fish line & James Worthy?

  • JellicleCat60

    What Ta Fuck?????

  • Stanley Goodspeed

    Blacks are so criminal and stupid. The only surprise here is why stuff like this doesn’t happen more often with these morons.

    • teabadger

      And you’re calling blacks morons but you’re the dumbass that believes this is an actual true story.. Not surprising as most racists scores very low on the IQ meter… Way to go idiot,you prove it!!!

  • Shirley Nanos

    Karma at its funniest…not for her though lmao

  • Jenna Pickles

    lmfao

  • DW
  • Radicon

    Now that shit is funny. Only from a black person. But definitely bogus story.

  • Lynne

    Any bets she tries to sue the company that made the fireworks?

  • Nathan Buydos

    this has got to be a fake story, even though it is funny, as the News 10 logo isn’t from the local news 10…..

  • Joslyn Bloodrose

    guess she was giving a new meaning to the big bang throry

  • (((The Truth Hurts)))

    Smelled like somebody cooking fish? Come on, you must eat some nasty fish if you think that smells like cooking fish.

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